God o’ Blood

This week’s update introduces the final set of god puzzles, this time belonging to one Dracul T. Undying. Sure, he looks intimidating right now, but he’s really a pretty swell guy once you get to know him. If you learn how to work around his peculiarities and his general incompatibility with life, love and chocolate […]

He’s The Crafty One

This week’s puzzle pack is dedicated to the ever-mischievous Tikki Tooki. Get acquainted with this veteran favourite in a (semi) safe environment under the (sometimes) caring guidance of an (undoubtedly) awesome divinity! Unfortunately, we are making good on our recent threats and going a little “under the hood” for a while — a priority this […]

Chaos Theory

This week’s puzzle focus belongs to good ol’ Jehora Jeheyu, who often feels maligned and misunderstood because, you know, god of chaos and such. Dedicated players will already understand that constructing an actual puzzle around this deity is a somewhat awkward concept, so we kinda made this one into a (very light) narrative piece while […]

Overgrowth

Here’s a little secret: if you ever want some totally sweet art for your blog updates, first threaten to apply your own laughable art skills to said updates. Then proceed to carry out this threat until your artist finally caves in and sends you something better instead. So, those of you who have been following […]

Good Versus Evil

As any apprentice worshipper would be able to tell you, the Glowing Guardian and Dracul don’t really get along too well. They tend to disagree on pretty much everything, particularly when it comes to touchy subjects like “unholy magic” and “the walking dead”. The Beard Above has grown quite tired of leaking followers to The […]

Sassy Mutations

We’ve had, like, a million of these guys by now.   So, before we mention anything else: Assassin has been nerfed. And the Transmuter has been … er, well, transmuted. Again. We were hoping to make some more radical changes to the former and a few tweaks on the latter, but it seemed to end […]

The Double Realm

Uhhh … we added a new map. On a whim. It’s pretty fancy and probably a little buggy and in need of some polish and oh wow there’s still a million and one other things to do to the other dungeons. But still, just look at the totally neat idea we put into the Northern […]

The “nice” update!

For what must be the first time ever, nearly all of our changes in this version of the game have been generous towards the poor, beleaguered player. To start with, the economy should sail a little more smoothly in the early game. Attentive users will be happy to know that the bankers no longer drain […]

Curses, crusades and random nonsense

It’s another of those weeks where the changelog swells with lots of itty-bitty things for balancing and bugfixes. The revised Glowing Guardian paradigm is settling in a little more, we’ve got a new Curse system to deal with the resistance erosion problem, and we’re tweaking the economy a bit to balance player income for veterans […]

Bead Enthusiast

After careful consideration of recent divine policy and income reports from the local arts and crafts guild, the Glowing Guardian has decided to weigh his followers down with an oppressive number of devotional prayer beads instead of an oppressive number of moral edicts. Followers may, for once, behave slightly more freely under their divine lord’s […]